June 2013
May 2013
I leave tumblr for a few months and then come back and I'm like WFT how do I work this
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Honestly, why me.
I was raped by my first ex,
objectified by my second,
and now, I was hit by my fiance.
Why me
April 2013
December 2012
I got a goldfish... →
goo.gl
and i named him will.i.swam.
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November 2012
That awkward moment when the doctor asks you if you're sexually active.
… And your mom is right next to you and just turns around and look at you like this:
”you better say no filthy slut or else you will be homeless” type of look.
via sodamnrelatable
How bra stores seem to think things work:
- Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lot's of animals and stripes.
- C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
- Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.
My parents always said I deserve to be treated like a princess. Guess they were wrong about that one.
- Parent: Why don't you come socialize with the family?
- Me: *sits with family*
- Me: *gets insulted by entire family*
- Me: *goes back to bedroom*
October 2012
Sobbing because I’m reading The Book Thief for like the millionth time and I’m in this part where Liesel and Rudy are in Rudy’s dad store and then he tries a suit and then they are alone in the darkness and then she admits she gets nervous and then she’s like: kiss him, kiss him BUT SHE DOESN’T
AND THEY JUST LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH
AND I CAN’T WITH ALL MY FEELINGS AND THIS FUCKING BOOK DESTROYING MY LIFE
